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Quick E of the Day

“Life is sexually transmitted.”

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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“BEHOLD, the power of cheese!”

Freshman

Pre-landscape architecture

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“DON’T SHOOT THE DOVES! Increase the revenue by letting hunters take care of the real menace: The CROWS!”

Senior

Psychology

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“If y’all like dove, I got some great recipes!”

Sophomore

Agricultural education

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“SANTA is SATAN spelled inside out.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“Small boobs are more aerodynamic!”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“To the freshman in Dietetics: I would rather have big jugs, because the boys give me all the hugs!”

Freshman

Graphic design

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“Why does it seem that I spend at least 30 percent of my waking hours doing laundry?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“Old Man Winter: stay off the Viagra!”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“College is amazing — they somehow managed to take the fun out of everything

possible.”

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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