Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“If we can’t get along, can’t we all shut up?

Junior

Construction engineering

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“I think the Christians should stop complaining about being bashed; at least we aren’t feeding them to the lions any more.”

Sophomore

Physics and mathematics

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“You know when spring’s around the corner when the crazy lady is walking down the middle of Welch!”

Sophomore

Textiles and clothing

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“Dishwashers and Campus Reader carts. Isn’t Lake LaVerne great for getting rid of garbage?”

Senior

Agricultural systems technology and agricultural business

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“Ahhh, spring. What a joyous time: the snow melts, the grass grows green

again, soon birds will be chirping, eggs will hatch, baby animals scamper about and soon God Socks returns.”

Sophomore

Philosophy

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“I’m sure that when food service is consolidated (a.k.a. monopoly) there

will be more variety and prices will go down.”

Graduate student

Chemistry

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“Those caramel brownies we had yesterday at food service looked a lot like bricks I saw falling off of Towers.”

Freshman

Zoology

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“Is it just me or does anyone else love the tortured crow music that they

play on campus?”

Junior

Art and design

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.