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Quick E of the Day

“Jesus Christ is much more powerful than Santa Claus.”

Freshman

Journalism and mass communication

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“If cows could fly, communications and power distribution would be in jeopardy.”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“If the Titanic never sank, would Celine Dion be famous?”

Junior

Management information systems

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” Ideal threesome: angry sorority girl argues with disgruntled fashion designer while I drink beer.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“I’m just here to drink some beer and go to class. And class sucks.”

Junior

Forestry

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“I’m not clapping my hands like an alligator when our mascot is a cyclone.”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“If I took off my wipers, would DPS figure out how to ticket me?”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“When I go outside on a cool, sunny morning it makes me think, ‘What if I

was a pirate?'”

Freshman

Zoology

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“Remember: Stupidity is sexually transmitted, too.”

Junior

Computer engineering and

computer science

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“Only costs five bucks to see those DPS losers freeze

their butts off writing parking tickets in while I sit comfortably in my heated car listening to the stereo. Life is beautiful!”

Senior

Aerospace engineering

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“Nemo me inpune lacessit.”

Senior

History

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