Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“I am.”

Junior

Agricultural engineering

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“I know drugs are bad; I see what they do to my friends.

When I’m high they look all messed up.”

Sophomore

Undecided

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“Want two-ply in the dorms? Pull both rolls!”

Senior

History

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“How can Chad Calek be the ‘god of porn’ if he hadn’t known about porn on

the Internet until last week?”

Junior

Computer science

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“For Sale: Green Maytag dishwasher still in good condition — cheap.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“If DPS doesn’t make enough money on parking tickets, they can always start going after the J-walkers. That’s where the money is at!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Tortured crow music?! THAT ain’t tortured crow music, THAT’s the crazy,

freaky, monkey-sounding, circus sex girl.”

Sophomore

Meteorology

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“Has anyone ever stopped to wonder how they went about making those distressed bird tapes?”ÿÿÿ

Freshman

Microbiology

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“I think the crows got a hold of some food service scraps. That is why they

are pooping all over the place.”

Sophomore

Business management

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