Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Men become smarter during sex because they are plugged into a genius.”

Sophomore

Undeclared

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“Why doesn’t Playboy just laminate its pages? Then static wouldn’t make the pictures stick together.”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“Engineering — It makes you feel stupid.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“Michael Jackson is the king of pop!”

Sophomore

Environmental science

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“All you uninformed people tromping all over the

Zodiac are giving me bad voodoo. STOP IT!!!”

Junior

Computer engineering.

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“To all of the greeks who want their own bus route: Can’t mommy and daddy

just buy one for you?

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.”

Sophomore

Finance and economics

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“They’re tearing down all those affordable university apartments and dorms

because the population of Ames isn’t growing fast enough to fill all those

expensive new apartments being built in town.”

Graduate student

Chemistry

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.