Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“If I were more baked, I’d be a potato.”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“I think men only seem smarter during sex because that’s the only time we’re not thinking of ways we can get sex.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“A Big Mac Value meal: $3.17. Three Medium Domino’s pizzas: $10.59.

Decking a fast food employee with an officer watching and getting off scott free … priceless.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“If the cigar wasn’t lit, you must acquit!”

Sophomore

Pre-business

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“Men are cruel, heartless bastards.”

Senior

Animal science

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“Welcome to ISU, where you’re not just a number

but a number with fairly deep pockets.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Is it just me, or does the library have the most janitors and the nastiest bathrooms on campus?!”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“Wanted: ISU student to help celebrate National Condom Week. Apply

within.”

Junior

Sports management

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“I is.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Hey God-socks guy, Jesus says put some pants on in this cold weather.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.