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Quick E of the Day

“Hilton Magic is not gone; it’s on probation.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Has anyone noticed that the ISU men’s hockey team scored more points this season then a football team did?”

Freshman

History

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“Jesus says if the God- socks guy goes away, there will be no more crow poop on the sidewalks.”

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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“I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make the bed rock!”

Freshmen

Graphic design

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“I believe there are an equal number of jackasses in frats AND dorms.”

Freshmen

Graphic design

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“I hate goats.”

Sophomore

Sports science

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“Let’s all thank the Kansas State women’s basketball team for showing up for practice Saturday night.”

Freshman

Sport management

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“You know who I liked who never got much play? Thelma from Scooby Doo.”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”

Sophomore

History

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“If DPS arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?”

Senior

Construction engineering

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