Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“www.hamsterdance.com, ’nuff said.”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“If I were any more steamed I’d be rice.”

Sophomore

Animal ecology

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“Geeks!? What grade are we in here, anyway?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“To the freshman frat boy who thinks the ‘geeks’ should help pay for the

bus route: You’re the poster child for the mentality of the greek system.”

Junior

Agronomy

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“For Lent I’m going to let dormies party with me.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“All hail Shaggs!”

Freshman

Graphic design

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“Linda Tripp is a MAN, baby!”

Senior

Liberal arts and sciences

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“April Goodwin, you ROCK!”

Sophomore

Agronomy

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“We want Johnny Orr!”

Sophomore

Agricultural studies

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“To the freshman in chemical engineering: Thanks for keeping up that whole greek rich brat stereotype. It’s not like we’re trying to get rid

of those or anything.”

Junior

Management information systems

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“If God-socks stood in the middle of campus and nobody was around to hear

him, would he still make any noise?”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering and

pre-medicine

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