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Quick E of the Day

“If you think college is expensive, try alcoholism.”

Graduate

Civil engineering

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“Breast feeding + class = WRONG!”

Junior

Family services

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“If you had the choice of saving someone from drowning or taking a prize-winning photograph, what type of film would you use?”

Freshman

Agribusiness

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“Funny thing about those boot-cut jeans and pea coat-wearing sorority girls, you can go up to any of them and have the same conversation.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“To Tommy Shaw: Who said anything about killing and abandoning our young?? I see nothing unnatural about people loving each other.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Groundhog sees his shadow, six more weeks of the impeachment trial.”

Postdoctoral

Entomology

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“Hey dorm-rats: if you don’t quit saying stuff about the greeks we are going to haze the sweet begeezus out of you.”

Freshman

Agricultural systems technology

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“Save water, shower with a friend.”

Graduate student

Civil engineering

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“To the guy that knows so much about homosexuality and nature: Is that why you’re an over-glorified secretary?”

Junior

Psychology and education

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