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Quick E of the Day

“Tiffany must be really good. Hey, girl!”

Junior

History

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“Ah! A nice, crisp, winter day, with the sidewalks covered with a dusting of… What the?! Bird doo?! Gross!”

Sophomore

Animal ecology

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“It’s a little known fact that Y1K caused the Dark Ages.”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“To the senior in computer engineering: so what Tiffany said about you on

‘Loveline’ is true: you do wet the bed!”

Junior

Anthropology

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“To the bed wetter, you shouldn’t be ashamed. Lots of people wet the bed—they

are called babies.”

Sophomore

Agronomy

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“Did anyone else get the ‘Jesus tape’ for the sole purpose of destroying it?”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“I picked up a few of those crows and cooked them for supper. Mmm. It was quite a bit better than food service.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“The shocker, who wants some?”

Sophomore

Sports management

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“I’m not popular, I’m just a slut.”

Junior

Sports management

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