Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Poop.”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“To the Help Van guy who gave me a “jump” on Tuesday afternoon: It was great; how’s about next week too!”

Junior

Interior design

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“Did the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex girl change rooms? I

think she moved in next door.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“David Roepke: Maturity doesn’t set in at age 25 either. I still find farting a source of endless entertainment.”

Alum

Houston

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“To all who took the ‘Jesus tape’: Accepting Christian propaganda only encourages them.”

Junior

Computer science

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“A gang rape there would cost an extra $2.50.”

Freshman

Political science

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“Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce Pray.”

Junior

Liberal arts and science

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“The best thing about ISU basketball: CLONE CONE!!!!!”

Junior

Physical and health education

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“Tiffany, you should take your boyfriend to Student Health.”

Freshman

Biology

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