Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“I’m so glad to be back; I needed the starch.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“So what? Clinton doesn’t like being lied to?”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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“Drunken skiing is cool. Hangover skiing is a bitch.”

Freshman

Forestry

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“To all math teachers: Is the stuff we do on the homework and tests the same stuff we learn in

class?”

Freshman

Architecture

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“Sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”

Junior

Exercise and sports science

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“I found a book of career opportunities for English majors right between

‘The Amish Phone Book’ and ‘Mike Tyson’s Guide to Dating Etiquette.'”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“What happened to all the members of The September 29th movement? They

were all in the English department, so I know that they can’t have jobs yet.”

Junior

Biology

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“To the red-headed know-it-all in Linden Food Service: Are you like a shark? Will you die if your jaws stop moving?”

Sophomore

Construction engineering

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“All I wanted for Christmas was an impeachment trial in the Senate. Thank you, Santa!”

Junior

Political science

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