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Quick E of the Day

“New Iowa roadside slogan: Our hog lots and meth labs will take your breath away.”

Graduate

Chemistry

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“I don’t understand why Copyworks can’t just have its staff stand outside, gang rape me, take my money and wish me a crappy day — going inside is so unnecessary!”

Sophomore

Community and regional

planning

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“I counted six dead crows on the way to chemistry Tuesday morning. WE’RE NEXT.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“Du hast Leinenkugels.”

Freshman

Business

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“Now that Jordan has quit his part-time basketball job, he can concentrate on his full-time job as corporate pimp.”

Senior

History and political science

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“DPS: The ‘PS’ stands for ‘Jerks.'”

Sophomore

English

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“Watch the Jesus video … it’s better than the God Socks Guy.”

Freshman

Engineering

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“I’m not a slut; I’m just popular.”

Freshman

History

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“Hey, German major!

Das heisst ‘Hast du eine Lederhose?’ So wie du buchstabierst kriegst du nie

deinen Abschluss.”

Junior

History

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“I am Tiffany’s boyfriend, and I am not ashamed.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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