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Quick E of the Day

“That cat Shaft is one mean mutha … Shut yo’ mouth!”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“’80s night at food service was so realistic. WE got screwed back then, too.”

Senior

Advertising

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“Christian propaganda + business = ‘God Socks Guy’ T-shirt.”

Freshman

Physics

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“The word ‘sodomy’ comes from an ancient Greek word meaning ‘college book store.'”

Freshman

Computer science

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“To the egotistical sex machine … REALITY CHECK!!”

Freshman

History

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“I survived student death … only three and a half hours ’til I got helped. Not too shabby!”

Freshman

History

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“Would it be a sin to tape ‘The Simpsons’ over my Jesus tape?”

Sophomore

Microbiology

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“Where do those freaking bears get all that Coke?”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“I am the Queen of the World!!!!”

Senior

Economics

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