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Quick E of the Day

“Warden Eustachy: Does the ISU basketball program rehabilitate or merely incarcerate?

Postdoc

Entomology

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“Second semester: It’s time to party like it’s 1999!!!!!”

Junior

Physical and health education

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“Honor students aren’t necessarily smarter, they just know how to cheat better.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“FREE DVD, FIGHT DIVX!”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“The Daily: Jerry Springer on paper.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Abercrombie and Fitch: when you absolutely, positively have to to look like an effeminate lumberjack.”

Junior

Management and information systems

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“To Eustachy’s comment to the Daily: I sure hope you could have played better against a local high school team!”

Freshman

Agricultural business

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“I watched every Bond episode on TBS and failed to see a single question relating to that material on my finals.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Do you think People’s will clean off its sidewalk if someone falls down and sues, or will it stick to its guns and wait for the spring thaw?”

Senior

Political science

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“People complain about Food Circus, but there is no better way to put on that winter coat than grazing on fritters and cereal bars.”

Junior

Chemistry

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