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Quick E of the Day

“Neir, ich habe keinen Lederhosen. Aber, ich habe eine Furby.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“Does the $5.8 million Hilton expansion include a new men’s basketball team with morals?”

Freshmen

Electrical engineering

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“In MY opinion: If the Daily wasn’t controlled by liberals and non-Christians, I might take it more seriously.”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“Would everyone please start breaking their New Year’s resolutions so I don’t have to stand in line to use the weight machines at the rec.”

Senior

Agronomy

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“I don’t know about Burkhardt liking the challenge of chewing nuts and

knowing Henry Rollins’ physique.”

Sophomore

Pre-business

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“For some reason, I get the impression that the editors are Democrats.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.”

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Psychology and sociology

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“Ever notice that 1999 upside-down is 6661? If it weren’t for that one at the end that would be pretty spooky, huh?”

Senior

Business

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“Marijuana: it makes responding to ‘hey stupid’ ten times funnier.”

Sophomore

Business

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