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Quick E of the Day

“ISU must be on the cutting edge of science and technology to make toilet paper precisely one atom thick.”

Sophomore

English

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“I’m just talking about Shaft!”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“Um, like, um, does like anyone, um, like, um, speak like, um real English?”

Staff

Graduate college

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“Was the ’80s food in food service leftovers from the ’80s?”

Freshman

Art and design

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“If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?”

Sophomore

Liberal arts and science

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“To the freshman in history, I feel your pain; I once waited 30 minutes when I had an appointment.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Of all the things I learned at ISU … the kegstand is my favorite!!!”

Senior

Biology

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“As I was driving by the football practice field, I noticed that the crows

were getting more good out of it than our football team did!”

Senior

Agronomy

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“I played my Jesus tape backward and Jesus got naked.”

Sophomore

English

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.