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Quick E of the Day

“Shaft! Damn right!”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“Who’s a sex machine with all the chicks? ME!”

Junior

Meteorology

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“What’s the difference between Michael Jordan and Strama? Jordan retired;

Strama got cut. Now, get over it!”

Freshman

Advertising

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“Now that we don’t have to fund KURE, maybe we can get some two-ply toilet paper.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“WANTED: One Pretty Fly White Guy.”

Junior

Exercise and sport science

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“Has anyone seen my shoes? I wore somebody else’s home from a party

Friday night.”

Junior

Construction engineering

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“Is there some kind of wind tunnel experiment going on in the halls of Gilman

or what?”

Senior

Agronomy

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“Today’s ISU students are too reserved, let’s relive those ’70s days.”

Junior

Textile and clothing

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“Support agriculture, or try used food.”

Freshman

Horticulture

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“Please help Drunk Don find his shoes.”

Freshman

Liberal arts and science

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