Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Hast du einen lederhosen?”

Sophomore

German

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“It’s easy to tell the grad students in genetics don’t know anything … Polled means genetically without horns! In other words, never have horns!”

Junior

Agricultural systems technology

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“To all the jackasses in the commuter lot: Quit parking like jackasses!”

Junior

Elementary education

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“Am I the only one that received their U-Bill the day before it is due?”

Senior

Mathematics

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“To the junior who pondered why he/she was so “damned good-looking…”:

You’re probably not.”

Junior

Veterinary medicine

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“STRAMA RETIRED?? Well, I guess I won’t be going to ISU hockey games anymore!”

Freshman

Engineering

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“To the Hardee’s man: If you’re gonna go … go all out!”

Senior

Mathematics

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“If the basketball guy can’t make a good judgement off court, what the hell is he going to do on the court?”

Senior

English

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“Why does Jischke go to basketball games? Because everyone hates the refs more.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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