Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

Sophomore

Accounting

---

---

“Is that all society teaches us these days, how to be money-grubbing corporate sellouts like the mechanical engineers?”

Junior

English

---

“The only thing funnier than majoring in English are the people who major

in English.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

---

“Freshman engineers should be careful about knocking business and LAS majors. Odds are that they will be one of those people in the next two years.”

Junior

Mechanical engineering

---

“Let’s get off the girl having the crazy, freaky, loud monkey sex; SOMEONE

PLEASE GET OFF HER.”

Freshman

Art

---

“David Roepke makes me wanna smoke crack, fall out the window and never come

back.”

Freshman

Liberal arts and sciences

---

“To the English and engineering majors: I am going to create a computer program to replace both of your jobs.”

Freshman

Computer science

---

“For 45,000 dollars a year, I will be able to afford one Swedish-made penis pump.”

Junior

Computer engineering

---

“I wish these engineers would shut up an go back to watching “Star Trek” and not having sex with anyone.”

Senior

Liberal arts and sciences

---

---

E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.