Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“No, I will not make out with you!”

Senior

Business

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“It’s a good thing English majors do what they do for starvation salaries or you couldn’t read the textbooks in your engineering classes.”

Graduate student

English

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“Every year over 1,000 engineers graduate from ISU with an average starting salary of $41,000. How many Picasso’s graduate from ISU every year?

CHA-CHING!”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“Let me put it this way: You’re in training to be Dilbert — you’re actually proud of that?”

Junior

English

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“To the junior Picasso in fine arts: That’s great, except I expect to need no

income after I’m dead!”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“What’s up with the English majors and engineers ripping on each other? Us design students are feeling left out.

Sophomore

Pre-architecture

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“To the junior in Fine Arts: It’s just too bad you’re not Picasso.”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“To the mechanical engineer expecting so much money, a management

information systems major’s starting pay is approx. $45,000 a year, and if I am correct that is part of the business college, so CHA-CHING that!”

Senior

Management information systems

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“To the junior in fine arts: how many Picasso’s have you painted?”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.