Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“To the engineers and English majors: My dad could beat up your dads.”

Sophomore

Forestry

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“English majors and engineers quarrel as literacy drops and fossil fuels

continue to pollute.”

Freshman

Biochemistry

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“I thought only geeks used the phrase ‘CHA-CHING!'”

Senior

Horticulture

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“Do you know who makes over $45,000 every 45 days? Drug dealers. CHA CHA CHA CHA Ching!!!!”

Freshman

Exercise and sports science

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“Any mechanical engineer who has to attack an English or fine arts student MUST have a small penis.”

Junior

English

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“$41,000 average engineering starting salary!! My best job prospect is assistant can man on the Carver route — I only hope I’m worthy.”

Graduate student

Business

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“I think it’s quite obvious that whoever writes our engineering textbooks

does not speak English.”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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“If I could earn $150,000 a year in engineering, it still would not be worth the four years of agonizing pain and suffering I would have to endure attending classes with the socially impaired.”

Senior

Managment information systems

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“Support the arts. Donate to your local food pantry.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.