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Quick E of the Day

“Did you know Americans, on the average, eat 18 acres of pizza every day?

Sophomore

Art and design

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“iMac iS iNcredibly faster and iNfinitely cooler than any iRritating PC.”

Freshman

Biology

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“To the person who has a problem with crows: too many people + too much

garbage = more crows; let’s get rid of the real problem.”

Junior

Animal ecology

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“To the juniors in English and fine arts: The average starting salary for an engineer is $41,000. CHA-CHING!”

Junior

Mechanical engineering

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“Wanted: People with zebra shirts to referee NFL games. Blind and deaf preferred.”

Sophomore

Undeclared

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“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Hogs may be at an all-time low, but milk is at an all-time high — $17 per hundred weight. Why doesn’t any one talk about that?”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“Anyone know where the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex room is? I’d like to make an appointment.”

Freshman

Business

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“To that guy in the computer lab that kept itching his crotch: Please stop or get something to cure it.”

Junior

Hotel and restaurant management

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“I had to leave Durham today because the guy next to me was scratching

so bad I thought I would catch something.”

Sophomore

Graphic arts

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