Quick Es
December 1, 1998
Daily Staff Writer
Quick E of the Day
“Those who fail in life will not succeed.”
Junior
Journalism and mass communication
“To the senior in mechanical engineering: Someone has to master our native tongue. God knows you haven’t.”
Junior
English
“High, I M A Mehk-an-ickle Ehn-GIN-Ear hoo nehvuh gahtz A En-Glisch
Tee-chur azz A ked an’ luk howuh qool I is!”
Junior
Fine arts
“Why can’t we just get these huge groups of crows put away for murder?”
Graduate
Physics
“Leave it to an education professor to actually think that the iMac is good for anything besides an electronic clock.”
Senior
Computer engineering
“What happened to the Menard’s guy? Is that his granddaughter doing those
commercials for him?”
Senior
Computer engineering
“To the junior wanting a porno with a good plot: Go see the girl in Knapp having crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex.”
Senior
Computer engineering
“Why don’t we just tell the vandals the DPS’s schedule rather than how often they come by?”
Sophomore
Mechanical engineering
“The person I have the most respect for in this country is Kenneth Starr. By the way, I’m a Republican.”
Sophomore
Finance
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