Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Every time I come back from Anthro I get hit. I must be Crowmagnet man.”

Sophomore

Agronomy

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“Rest in peace Chewy, you were a great fish!”

Senior

Biochemistry

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“I majored in English once, but I changed my major to reflect new interests

when I got to high school.”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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“Q: How do you occupy a business major at 1:30 a.m.?

A: Give them a newspaper to tear apart.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“Why does food service offer a special menu for vegetarians but not for

cannibals?”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“Snowball fight. Thursday night 12:01 am. Campanile. BYOS.”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“Engineer seeking employment: declining all offers under $45,000 and expecting a $5000 signing bonus.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“To the mechanical engineer with the $40,000 career (on average), GUESS

WHAT — the “average” Picasso goes for WELL OVER $40,000! CHA-CHING!”

Junior

Fine arts

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“All of you English majors out there, say this out loud. “I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“I’m worried. Those monkey noises in Knapp sound like the noises my wife makes.”

Senior

Animal science

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