Daily Staff Writer

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“People would like engineers more if they built robots capable of crazy, freaky-sounding circus- sounding sex.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“The history of fraternity pledges clearly dates back to ancient Greek society,

where it was fully accepted for an older man to have a young boy as a sex

partner.”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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“How many dormies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don’t know, but it takes 25 to screw up an elevator.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Can you imagine a world without any hypothetical situations?”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“Gay greeks are fine, but there is more of a selection in the dorms.”

Junior

Computer engineering