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Quick E of the Day

“I bet the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding sex woman will have a better starting salary than all of you.”

Freshman

Biology

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“My penis may be small now, but I’m drinking milk!”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“So, let me get this straight, English majors … you pay as much as 12K a year for four years, only to take a job that pays 25K a year? Do the math; that is, if you can.”

Freshman

Electrical engineering

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“You can make over a thousand dollars a night as a prostitute! CHA-CHING!!”

Sophomore

Business

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“I wonder if I get hit by a truck, if I will be able to come back next week

and get an A on my finals.”

Sophomore

Finance

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“Those who can do. Those who can’t make fun of English majors.”

Junior

English

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“Love is an illusion created by alcohol, loneliness and depression.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“OK. We’re all forgetting something here. To be truly rich, one must pursue their passions and respect others who do the same, regardless of financial reward. Let’s take that monkey sex chic for instance …”

Senior

Biology

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“Oh no, 15 days of 007 over dead week … this could be a problem.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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