Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Perhaps we should also consider giving out coffee and donuts on the Black Route to help those poor greek students who live a whole two blocks off campus.”

Junior

Psychology

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“Instead of the Black Route, how about running the Drunk Bus Wed-Sat!”

Senior

Finance

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“Black route?… Don’t you mean FRAT route?!”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“All the dormies may rip on the greek community, but at least we’re smart enough not to put 25 people on one elevator.”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“Did anyone research trumpeter swans and realize what kind of habitat they

require?”

Alum

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“OK, wait, I’m confused … is crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding sex a major at ISU?”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“Well, at least it’s not crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding PRISON sex.”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“It’s better to have loved and lost than to have paid for it and not liked it.”

Senior

Animal ecology

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“DPS parking ticket: $12

Friday night in Campustown: $45

Text book: $80

A night with crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex girl: Priceless”

Graduate student

Genetics

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