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Quick E of the Day

“You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.”

Junior

Chemical engineering

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“Hey, ‘pizza boy,’ bet you didn’t think anyone saw you pull the fire alarm Thursday night did you!”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“I love vegetarians. They taste just like chicken.”

Sophomore

Agricultural education

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“Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.”

Sophomore

Art and design

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“TIZ-A-RA!!”

Freshman

Psychology

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“It is time to re-evaluate your worth if you HAVE to drink alcohol to be a whole person. GROW UP you immature, whining idiots!!!

Senior

Chemical engineering

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“Pledge or no pledge, I’m getting reeaal liqoured up this Veishea … Who’s with me?!”

Senior

Agronomy

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“The only philanthropy of the greek system that I know of is their large contribution to alcohol excise taxes in Ames.”

Freshman

Transportation logistics

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“To the front-row lovers in Geology 100: You are neither cool nor do you make us jealous. You just make me sick.”

Junior

History

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