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Quick E of the Day

“Why ask why? Try Veishea dry!”

Junior

Community and regional planning

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“Let’s kill two birds with one stone. Send Kenneth Starr to Iraq to investigate Saddam Hussein.”

Faculty

Entomology

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“Good news for football fans. Two football players were talking after the game and one said: ‘This is the beginning of the winning streak.'”

Senior

Marketing

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“I am man, hear me roar!!”

Junior

Community and regional

planning

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“May I suggest a compromise on Catt Hall? Rename it the ‘Cyclone Building.’ Then name the plaza out in front ‘Carrie Chapman Catt Field.'”

Faculty

Entomology

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“Does anyone else think that DPS really means Department of Parking Services?”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“December 18 rocks!”

Senior

Accounting

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“Definition of English majors: Folks who spend four years in college to become fluent in their native language.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Don’t those Varieties people look so cute in their matching sweatshirts?”

Senior

Computer engineering

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