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Quick E of the Day

“Do you think cannibals complain about eating clowns because they taste funny?”

Sophomore

Horticulture

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“The time has come, and Jesse ‘the Body’ Ventura is governor of Minnesota.

What’s next, ‘Hollywood’ Hulk Hogan for president in 2000?!”

Senior

Community and regional

planning

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“Mr. Haner: Anyone voting ALL Republican or ALL Democrat is a mindless slave and doesn’t deserve to vote.”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“‘The Body’ for president.”

Senior

Agricultural studies

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“I guess the Democrats’ full-page ad really paid off.”

Freshman

Agricultural education

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“Minnesotans to everyone else: Our Governor can beat up your Governor!”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“I voted for Vilsack — now I want my TOTALLY NUDE DANCING!”

Senior

Philosophy

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“If the God-socks guy wants to ‘save a life,’ he should donate blood.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“Argh! I should have voted more often!”

Junior

Computer science

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“Hey Tim Floyd, aren’t you glad you left your job at Iowa State to become unemployed in the NBA?”

Sophomore

Finance

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