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Quick E of the Day

“If tolerance is your highest virtue, you believe in nothing.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“This Thanksgiving I will be thankful for no food service.”

Freshman

Agricultural education

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“First break of the semester, doesn’t time just fly by?”

Junior

Finance

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“Has anyone seen the preview for the new “Star Wars” movie? It looks pathetic. Sorry freaks.”

Junior

Secondary education

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“Obviously, someone who studies meteors is a weatherologist.”

Sophomore

Meteorology

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“They can make you a hockey cheerleader, but they obviously can’t make

you rhythmic.”

Junior

Child and family services

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“It’s gonna suck when I graduate and can’t take a nap every afternoon.”

Junior

Physical and health education

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“I have to get drunk at Veishea because I’m WAY too boring sober.”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“To the girl downstairs in Knapp: stop having crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex … we can HEAR you!

Freshman

Biology

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“You know what I would really appreciate? A porno with a good plot!”

Junior

Agronomy

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