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Quick E of the Day

“I went to the bank today to ask for a loan to buy coffee at the game Saturday.”

Senior

Math

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“Veishea: a great excuse to consume mass quantities of Pepsi products.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communications

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“Why doesn’t Captain Bowers just admit that he didn’t have anyone scheduled to patrol the parking lots this past weekend?”

Sophomore

Business

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“Video games are better than women because if you play a video game, it won’t

follow you around for a week.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“DPS should sit in a deer stand at the Towers’ parking lot.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“If meteorology is the study of weather, what’s the study of meteors called?”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Sometimes I feel like I’m sumo wrestling in the canoe of life.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Attention: Crow Pie Bingo all over campus.”

Freshman

Journalism and mass

communication

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“If DPS wouldn’t get so “enthusiastic” about giving parking tickets, maybe our

cars would be somewhat safe.”

Freshman

Business

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