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Quick E of the Day

“WWF rules!”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“Being Anti-Veishea Pledge isn’t about the alcohol. It’s about ‘The Man’ trying to keep us down. We need to have a good, old-fashioned hippy ‘Freak-out’ to shake up all those squares.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“When life gives you lemons, make pumpkin pie.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn … for video games.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“If you idiots don’t stop abusing toilet paper, the girls will have to have a drip-dry Veishea.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“Free Veishea or alcohol-free Veishea: Choose one.”

Junior

Architecture

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“I know far more chemistry than I care to know and far too little to pass the test.”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“For sale: student season basketball ticket due to the fact that fan-favorite Paul Shirley is being red-shirted.”

Senior

Speech communication

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“I encourage all students to take the pledge for a Jischke-free Veishea.”

Junior

Fine arts

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