Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Oink.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“My roommate and I live across from Maple. When we forget to close our curtains, we’re brightening the poor construction workers’ day.”

Freshman

Journalism.

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“I don’t know what blows more in Ames: the wind or McCarney’s offensive play calling.

Freshman

Electrical engineering

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“To the senior in journalism: CRYSTAL Pepsi did exist circa 1992. Don’t you

remember the commercials with that Van Halen song?”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“You’re both wrong; it was Crystal-Clear Pepsi.”

Sophomore

Business

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“Do you really think a Playstation can fulfill the need for female companionship?”

Freshman

Computer Science

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“Are any of those 26 pairs of pants ankle-length?”

Staff

Library

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“Either I found a hairpiece plastered against Curtiss yesterday, or the wind blew the fur off a raccoon; either way, I’m keeping it.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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“If one synchronous swimmer drowns, do they all drown?”

Senior

Industrial engineering and

computer science

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