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Quick E of the Day

“Vote no to raising simple misdemeanor fines!”

Senior

Industrial engineering

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“Survey: Mr. Jischke, what beverage is your favorite?

Answer: Coke.”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“I don’t understand why everyone has such a problem with math. Oh … meth.”

Junior

Math education

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“Give me Pepsi or give me death!”

Senior

Agriculture education

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“God must be rolling over in his grave.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Do you think the group that did the study showing ISU students prefer Coke over Pepsi also do Bill Clinton’s approval ratings?”

Senior

Industrial technology

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“We are the Christians. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

Graduate

Chemistry

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“All of the Student Security impersonators on Halloween can bust my room

any day.”

Sophomore

Elementary education

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“Don’t eat vegetables. Insects use them as love pads, and who knows what kind of STDs they’re carrying.”

Senior

Horticulture

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.