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Quick E of the Day

“I skipped class today … please don’t call my mommy!”

Sophomore

Management and information systems

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“Remember, Chad Calek: We’re not laughing WITH you, we’re laughing DIRECTLY AT you.”

Sophomore

International business

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“Miximus in lecto; fateor, peccavimus: I wet the bed; I have sinned, I confess it.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“I didn’t VOTE, and I WILL BITCH about the mess you all made by voting for those crooked politicians!!”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“If Paul Tanaka decides to call students’ parents when they get an alcohol violation, I’m going to call his parents and tell them their son is being a dumbass!”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“Let’s rename Des Moines ‘Methopotamia!'”

Graduate student

Chemistry

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“We want Flair!”

Senior

Management information systems

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“The Cyclones had to sacrifice a win so that good might triumph over evil in

Nebraska.”

Senior

Biochemistry

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“Oh, let the season be wiped out and every person on this planet forget the league known as NBA. Truly it is a shame being a fan.”

Alumnus

Computer science

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