Quick Es

Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Spandex is a privilege, not a right.”

Junior

Computer science



“Does anyone out there like peanut butter as much as I do?”

Senior

Graphic design


“If they can take the money from missing a meal and give it to some charity,

why can’t they just give me the money back?”

Freshman

Computer engineering


“Since women make up ‘more than 50 percent of the population,’ and they

have the right to vote, they could have and should have amended the state’s constitution long ago.”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering


“Two more years of McCarney. Great, prolong the losing!”

Graduate student

Microbiology


“Hogan and Savage in 2000!”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering


“Why are so many Daily columnists from Minnesota? Don’t they have newspapers there?”

Alumnus

Statistics


“Name change suggestion for the Daily: Iowa State Democrat.”

Freshman

Biology Pre-Vet


“Who cares if McCarney beat Iowa — Hawks suck. Call up Terry Bowden; I heard he’s unemployed.”

Sophomore

Agricultural business



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