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Quick E of the Day

“A pumpkin isn’t exactly one of the most agile creatures in the world.”

Sophomore

Art and design

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“When God-socks slept with that woman outside of marriage, did he keep his socks on?”

Freshman

Meteorology

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“You must be right, God-socks, monkeys don’t wear socks!”

Senior

Computer science

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“In the year 2020, they’ll start advertising for Christmas in April.”

Junior

Microbiology

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“What kind of sick little monkey drops cats down outhouses?”

Graduate student

Genetics

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“Chipmunks are cute; girls who look like chipmunks aren’t so cute.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“Thirty-seven total yards of offense in the first half?! Fiesta Bowl here we come!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Hey Jischke, I’ll be drinking at Veishea and there’s

nothing you can do about it!”

Senior

Management information systems

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“I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, then when students from another college come sniffing around, they’ll know this is someone else’s territory.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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I don’t think it’s a secret what plays we’re going to run, the whole damn Big 12 knows our entire play book.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“A Playstation may not be able to take the place of a woman, but it sure bitches a lot less.”

Freshman

Pre-architecture