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Quick E of the Day

“Moo.”

Sophomore

Computer science and English

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“Without Playboy in the library, how will I ever finish my study of polymers?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Doesn’t the Godsock Guy own any pants at all?”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“What ever happened to Crystal Pepsi? Did it transform into Crystal Meth?”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“Is it just me, or does somebody keep moving the trees?”

Sophomore

Finance

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“Yes, we have newspapers in Minnesota, and you’re just jealous you don’t have ‘The Body.’ Deal with it!”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people that ask questions.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“I say it always snows in Iowa in November!”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Who the hell is our WATERBOY!?”

Junior

Industrial engineering

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