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Quick E of the Day

“Who says it always snows in Iowa before November?”

Senior

Art and design

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“I always thought that the ‘N’ on Nebraska’s helmets stood for ‘NEUTERED.'”

Junior

Psychology

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“I wonder who the History 221 teacher’s assistant will make cry today?”

Freshman

Management information systems

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“To Mr. Sensitive: I fear for your safety.”

Sophomore

Pre-veterinary

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“ISU: Where how much money you have determines how nice your dorm will be.”

Freshman

Pre-medical

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“Love your liver: Drink water!”

Freshmen

Animal science

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“Voting is like Christianity: Those who practice just can’t accept the people who think it’s useless.”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“To the person responsible for the sidewalk behind Lake LaVerne: Kiss my

asphalt!!”

Senior

Management information systems

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“So what’s gonna happen when someone disagrees with Jessie Ventura on his

health-care plan? Is he gonna do a pile driver on members of the state

legislature?”

Sophomore

Journalism

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