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Quick E of the Day

“I guess the only way I’m not going to get a ticket is if I drive a tractor to class.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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“Godsocks, Godsocks, shivering on the walk. He shouts and shouts and shouts and shouts his crazy preacher talk.”

Senior

Anthropology

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“If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, do the other trees laugh at it?”

Freshman

Philosophy

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“NEXT ON THE SPRINGER SHOW: The God-socks guy and the women who love him.”

Sophomore

History

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“Welcome to Iowa. The wind will stop around May or June.”

Alumnus

Computer science

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“Going to college to become a gym teacher is a lot harder than I thought

it would be.”

Junior

Physical and health education

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“To all you people who bitch and moan about the football, if you are so damn tough, then try out.”

Junior

Agricultural studies

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“Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean everyone isn’t trying to kill you.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“If ignorance is bliss, then I’m pretty happy.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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