Quick Es
October 30, 1998
Daily Staff Writer
Quick E of the Day
“BOO!”
Junior
Sociology
“People who want to tell you about their religion rarely want you to tell
them about yours.”
Senior
Management information systems
“For Halloween I’m dressing up as the God/Socks guy!”
Sophomore
Mechanical engineering
“Forget Veishea in ’88 and ’92 … take Mountain Dew off of the campus entirely, and you’ll REALLY see a riot.”
Junior
Management information systems
“Can’t we just agree that vampires are the biggest threat to Christians and
every other segment of society?”
Junior
Computer engineering
“If Mr. Jerrett had made those same comments about homosexuals or minorities, he would’ve been booted off this campus before the presses even stopped.”
Alumnus
Computer science
“John Glenn experiment #21: See what roaming charges you can ring up in space on your cell phone.”
Senior
Hotel, restaurant, institutional management
“Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny.”
Senior
Computer engineering
“Does anyone remember the survey that chose Coke as the pop provider? Didn’t think so — Pepsi rules!!”
Junior
Industrial engineering
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