Quick Es

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Quick E of the Day

“BOO!”

Junior

Sociology



“People who want to tell you about their religion rarely want you to tell

them about yours.”

Senior

Management information systems


“For Halloween I’m dressing up as the God/Socks guy!”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering


“Forget Veishea in ’88 and ’92 … take Mountain Dew off of the campus entirely, and you’ll REALLY see a riot.”

Junior

Management information systems


“Can’t we just agree that vampires are the biggest threat to Christians and

every other segment of society?”

Junior

Computer engineering


“If Mr. Jerrett had made those same comments about homosexuals or minorities, he would’ve been booted off this campus before the presses even stopped.”

Alumnus

Computer science


“John Glenn experiment #21: See what roaming charges you can ring up in space on your cell phone.”

Senior

Hotel, restaurant, institutional management


“Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny.”

Senior

Computer engineering


“Does anyone remember the survey that chose Coke as the pop provider? Didn’t think so — Pepsi rules!!”

Junior

Industrial engineering



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