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Quick E of the Day

“Why call it ‘Egg McClone?’ Does Mickey D’s have a patent on muffins?”

Sophomore

History

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“In the words of the God-sock guy, ‘…You’re a pumpkin head!'”

Freshman

Animal science

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“Can you please publish a picture of a guy French-kissing a rat every day?”

Junior

Construction engineering

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“Non-Christians: Please stop telling us Christians what we believe.”

Freshman

Music education and performing arts

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“You can’t judge a banana by its skin, especially down in food service.”

Freshman

Civil engineering

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“I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar … then I’d have all my money back.”

Sophomore

Elementary education

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“The best part about the Yankees winning the World Series is that ‘The Simpsons’ is on Sunday.”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“To the undeclared freshman: Do you really want to find out how cheese sticks made by Food Service taste?”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“If I am so ‘tasty,’ why am I so ‘single’?”

Junior

Consumer food science

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