Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Dog, the other red meat.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“M-W-L food service is depressing enough without the oldies music in the

morning.”

Sophomore

Biology

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“Snipe Hunt — central campus Friday at Midnight … Bring your own bag. We’ll meet you there.”

Senior

Computer science

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“Despite common belief, Cole’s Law is not a scientific theory. It is but thinly sliced cabbage.”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“I want you all to have a nice day, and I mean that in the worst possible way.”

Sophomore

Child and family services

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“Why is it that God gave man a brain and a penis, yet only enough blood to

use one at a time?”

Senior

Elementary education

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“I swear you can’t even stop at a stop sign without DPS writing you a parking

ticket.”

Sophomore

Journalism & mass

communication

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“Forget the tuition hike! Send Bryan Burkhart to the Board of Regents to demand cheese sticks!”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“What do you do if your roommate won’t stop barking?”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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