Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“God likes stupid people; that’s why he made so many of them.”

Freshman

Electrical engineering

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“Why won’t anyone bash farm kids or off-campus dwellers? I feel misrepresented here!”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“Nice socks, Preacher Boy!”

Freshman

Civil engineering

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“In regards to Matt Jennings’s letter on Tuesday, I wish to invoke Godwin’s

Law: If one party in a debate resorts to calling the other a Nazi, the debate is over, and they lose.”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“If I dOn’T gEt ChEeSe StIcKs, ThErEs GoInG To Be A rIoT!”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“How many trees must we sacrifice for the sake of more bike racks?”

Senior

Horticulture

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“Hey, Randy Alexander: If you’re really working toward ‘what the students

want,’ how about some underground parking ramps?”

Sophomore

Liberal arts and science

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“Is it just me or is the bald, goateed, CyRide driver tasty? MMMMMMmmmmmmm.”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“Damn you, let the rabbits wear glasses !!!”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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