Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“It’s men who are like parking spaces. They’re either taken, handicapped or too small.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“To the tuba player: No I haven’t, but I’ll tell you where else you can

shove the tuba.”

Junior

Construction engineering

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“I ride the elevator every time I’m in the rec, and I’ve lost 30 pounds since January. Granted, it’s all been in my button-pushing arm, but still.”

Graduate student

School psychology

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“To the idiot driving the blue Chevy Cavalier on the sidewalk between the Physics and Science building Friday morning:

Your tag number was 480CSD.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“To the idiot who stole my phone this weekend: Do you want to come back and

get the power cord, or do you want me to deliver it to you?”

Sophomore

Engineering

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“To the sophomore in computer science: Have you ever thought that maybe it is just the girls’ EXCUSE to YOU … I mean to all LOSERS!!”

Sophomore

Biology and pre-medicine

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“Why are there so many handicapped spaces at the rec?”

Junior

Geology

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“NEWSFLASH: Sidewalks are for WALKING, not BIKING!”

Freshman

Business

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“When it comes to men at ISU, it’s quantity not quality.”

Junior

Pre-Veterinary medicine

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.