Daily Staff Writer

“God bless those Pagans!”

Senior

Agricultural business

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“Who the heck is Nasty Nate? Stop advertising your name on walls and fliers!!”

Freshman

Biology

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“If sex is like Pringles, is it also on sale this week at Target for a dollar?”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Becoming a vegan or a vegetarian is a wise alternative to food poisoning … I

mean stomach flu.”

Alumnus

Psychology and anthropology

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“I’m getting REALLY tired of those damn holy-rollers by the library, anyone else?”

Sophomore

Dietetics

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“Who is in charge of picking up the road kill on campus?”

Sophomore

Agricultural systems technology and agricultural education

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“So, I was walking down campus when I saw a small hippo eat a British man. I

was like, ‘Whoa!'”

Junior

History

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“Kill with kindness.”

Sophomore

Horticulture

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