Quick E of the Day

“If meat is murder, is SPAM involuntary manslaughter?”

Senior

Political science

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“To the sophomore in civil engineering: Just admit that you like to play the ‘penis-game’ too.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Wouldn’t this country be better served if the Christians outside the library preaching about love, lust and liquor took their song and dance to the Oval Office?”

Junior

Animal science

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“How can you not like the ‘Penis Game?'”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Hey TKEs, before you tear down your lawn display, maybe you should ask

the can man if he needs a home!”

Junior

Exercise science

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“Why is it that the guy by the library can’t condemn people to hell in the rain?

Freshman

Psychology and chemical

engineering

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“Remember Nostradamus? He predicted that the world would end Oct. 12, 1998. So much for studying for midterms.”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“Don’t try to say

you’ve always loved the Vikings.”

Junior

Meteorology

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“The wheel’s turning, but the hamster’s dead.”

Sophomore

Biology

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