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Quick E of the Day

“I wore a zebra T-shirt to the Texas Tech game and they let me referee. How did I do?”

Sophomore

Business

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“The ISU Internet server is extremely slow today. So, do I blame it on Clinton, Pond LaVerne or vegetarians?”

Freshman

Performing arts

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“The maturity level of those ‘penis-game’ players is off the charts. How

did your parents let you out on your own?”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Would somebody please turn OFF the damn heat in Linden!!!”

Sophomore

Business

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“Those who fear no truths have nothing to fear from a lie.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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“What the hell is that smell on Larch Main?”

Sophomore

Marketing

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“What’s the point of underwear if your butt’s just going to swallow it? Weggies no more, thongs some more.”

Senior

Journalism and mass

communication

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